Oh Jimmy Carr!

This part from series 2 made me laugh all last night, and most of today.

Each panelist was given a bunch of alphabet magnets and told to make interesting phrases with them. Jimmy Carr used all his letters to make "PUT SMARTIES TUBES ON CATS LEGS MAKE THEM WALK LIKE A ROBOT", which I thought was fucking fantastic. Alan Davies said something like "That is...That is un-fucking-believable! it makes sense--they would walk like a robot. It's an idea, it's like giving people an idea."

I sometimes just want to pinch Alan's cheeks or poke him on the nose.

meme from Lauchlin

 Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence AS YOUR STATUS. And post these instructions in a comment to this status.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST book....

"There, as a twenty-one-year-old subaltern attached, in the capacity of Assistant Consultant on Interrogations, to Major Pak of the North Korean Army, he had the opportunity of getting to know the British soldier intimately."

My closest book was: "Colonel Sun -- A James Bond Adventure" written by Robert Markham.